diff --git a/modules/nginx/default.nix b/modules/nginx/default.nix
index fae9225..ea25f3b 100644
--- a/modules/nginx/default.nix
+++ b/modules/nginx/default.nix
@@ -4,5 +4,14 @@
 in mkIf conf.nginx.enable {
   services.nginx = {
     enable = true;
+    ".twoneis.site" = {
+      serverName = ".twoneis.site";
+      forceSSL = false;
+      locations = {
+        "/" = {
+          return = "200 \"nonexistent faggot\"";
+        };
+      };
+    };
   };
 }